February 2011
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
guppie:
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
xwishforyou
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
Bitch just say my name.
Watch
instant reblog.
Ghost Adventures > Ghost Hunters
celineberg:
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!
Those bitches in the tampon/pad commercials are so...
I think I'm the only one that doesn't find South...
celineberg:
I’m this all the way through the show -
AGREE!!!!!!
When you do your hair for school.
EXPECTATION
REALITY
